I took these pics just now on my walk home. THE GIANT ROBOT SPIDERS ARE COMING, YOU GUYS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

I googled the place and it's like some hippy art studio commune thing, but they have closeups:




I can't tell you how terrified I am. I'm going to have to go back and get a picture of one of the other monstrosities I saw. It had a humanoid robot torso WITH A FACE, I swear to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

And to think, there are FLESH HUNGRY ROBOT SPIDERS disassembling cars just a few peaceful streets away from WHERE I LIVE! Even now I hear their titanic mandibles crunching, their pincer-like legs sweeping them rapidly across the minute distance that separates us.

BRB, packing everything I can get in a bag and fleeing this whole godforsaken suburb before they GET ME TOO!

1 comment:

Bryan said...

Your own photos are broken for me :'(