8/26/2008

Oh dear god, the furbies

Do you remember Furbies? I don't remember ever wanting one. I always knew they were creepy and a few steps behind terrifying robot animals enslaving the human race for their own nefarious ends. Here's a video that will give your morning a very strange start, should you chose to watch it.



"The art he practiced was a performing art rather than a creative one: Doctor Jest was the Chief Interrogator of Melnibon√©. Reaching out with his free hand, he expertly seized the genitals of one of the male Furbies™. The scalpel flashed and the resulting music grew louder and more complex as the Furbies™, their vocal cords surgically operated upon to sing but one note each, screamed in perfect harmony. Even the young emperor was moved by the sinister echo of their songs. 'Why should their pain produce such marvelous beauty?' he wondered. And the Emperor Elric closed his eyes."

via BoingBoing.

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