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So I'm listening to the news this morning and I'm glad to not be hearing too much about the new NSW cabinet, partly because the phrase "new NSW cabinet" bothers me on such a fundamental (grammatical) level, and I pick up on reports from a child sex and exploitation court case involving a New South Wales police officer.
From ABC News:
A New South Wales police officer charged with child sex and pornography offences has been ordered not to use the internet or approach his alleged victim.
So basically what I learned today is that Dade Murphy (or the actor that played him) is a paedophile.
Today's midday news bulletin on Sydney's radio 2UE, and widely-reported around this fine city full of left wing pinko communist heathens, a story about everyone's favourite banjo-picking western suburb; Camden.
Sydney's Camden Council says it will take advise from experts before allowing a Catholic church to build a new school in the area.
Handy tip: if you are a council that has recently rejected a development application for a Muslim school in your remote rural town, letting it be known that the fact that Catholic schoolchildren are a better fit for the community than Muslim children makes you look like a bunch of douchebags...
Oh wait...
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From Sydney's 2SM midday radio bulletin, more reasons to avoid school-organised functions like BBQs and fetes. Responsible parents don't expose their children to extremists, or extra-curricular activities!
"Concerns are being raised about Hillsong evangelist Christians attempting to convert children in NSW public schools."
I am willing to make an exception for Hillsong's amazing website's intro video. The intense voiceover actually uses the phrase "the endtime harvest".
Fantastic.
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You've all heard of Post Secret, yes? It's a blog run by this dude who gets sent often very creative postcards, with the one proviso that they contain a secret, something that the postcard's author has not revealed to anyone, and they now wish to convey to the whole internet. I have bought one of his books, and I read the website every week, but lately it has essentially been bullshit.
I did chuckle (actually out loud) at a couple from this Sunday, though! Such a rare occurrence I was driven to make a post about it.
Bravo, Frank. Bravo.
So I'm listening to the news this morning and I'm glad to not be hearing too much about the new NSW cabinet, partly because the phrase "new NSW cabinet" bothers me on such a fundamental (grammatical) level, and I pick up on reports from a child sex and exploitation court case involving a New South Wales police officer.
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